*Mario and Peach is walking outside of Mushroom Kingdom Castle until Peach Castle was attacked*
Mario: DUUUUUHHH I PROTECT YOU PRINCESS, YOU'LL BE SAFE HERE WHILE I SAVE YOUR CASTLE DUUUHHH, NO ONE WILL STEAL YOU, DUUUUUHHH *He runs towards the castle, leaving Peach behind like a dumbass*
BowserJR: Kehkehkeh, I'll steal Momma for Pappa! *Snags Peach*
Mario: WHEN DID MY PLAN GO SO WRONG!?
Thats how it went in my head. Mario is a dumbass, he is not getting any "stool" anytime