Touhou: Siren Song

Gensokyo...A land of...Relative peace, full of curious creatures and curious people, though...Ever since That Seija showed up, things have been...Tense. They went back to normal for a while, but recently all of the girls have been rather short fused.  I have to get to the bottom of this...And I know exactly the person I'm targeting first!

SEIJA KIJIN. I demand answers!

Don't yell, I'm trying to sleep! What is all of this anyway?

Everyone has become violent! Ever since you showed up, especially! I know you're behind this, I just need to bring the confession out of you!

I challenged everyone else! If you wanna go, come on then!

With that, I commence to launching barrages of danmaku, alongside many dolls, she sends some of her own. It's an impressive show as we both weave in and out, bullets hitting eachother and grazing of all kinds occuring, but she flips me! ...! And almost scores a hit as I barely manage to avoid! But once I'm back up, everything continues back to it's original pace! You can't keep it up much longer! I'm way ahead of you in skill! I already beat everyone who taught you! I rush at her, and she flips me again! ... Not everyone. I manage through this trick and send a finishing blow right into her! N...No way..!

With that, she hits the ground, victory going to me!

Yeesh...Maybe I'm losing my touch. She rubs her head.

Now! Confess! Why are all of the girls so unusually violent? It's only women, as well! This can only be the work of someone tricky.

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I fly in, spellcard in hand! "The one and only Karasu Reiuji, partner in crime of Seija!" I then land between her and Alex! "You'll have to defeat me if you want that bounty! I've beaten just as many as she has!" ()

This is an annoyance...Can you just step aside so I don't have to hurt you? She's about to confess her crimes! I want Reimu back to her gentle .... Somewhat gentle self! ()

"Gentle?! Nearly kicked my head off! ... Showed her, though. Seija was able to win because of that." (... )

THAT'S IT, BEATING YOU BOTH! I immediately rush at you, spellcard already fired off! ()

I start to fly back, activating my own Spellcard! "This is Hell's Tokamak! Let's see how you do in tight spaces!" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p43Z49u8KI - Skip to 4:00. )

Ha! What tight spaces? Those little-CRAPCRAPCRAP! I hurry towards you to avoid getting hit by the massive fireball! Clever...But I'm not losing that easily! I manage to narrowly dodge the bullets inbetween, firing off towards you! ()

I evade the bullets for as long as I can! ... Though it becomes pretty clear that this is a stalemate, so I switch spellcards. This time there's a gravitational pull as a mass of bullets start to collect and grow! "YOU BEST PRAISE THE SUN!" (... )

RRr...You're getting pretty skilled! But now it's my turn! ELEGANT SIGN...SPRING KYOTO DOLLS! ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N30n1HbDOc0 Skip to 3:09! )

"Gr... Why won't you just give up?! Even if you beat me, Seija's probably already to safety!" ()

Because! She has to answer for this! If she does then we can fix it!

There's nothing to answer for! I didn't do this! I'm as confused as you are!

Wha- ()

"... Eh?" I then stop using my Spell Card! ()

I cancel mine as well, and land. What do you mean? Then who started it?!

Well it wasn't me! I only fought everyone because they challenged me!

... By the way, still hurting you both later for that Reimu thing. (...)

U-Uh, but...Someone has to be behind it! ()

I cross my arms. "Reimu started it! Using all those forbidden spell cards... Oh, I don't mean the incident. I don't know who's behind that either." ()

What about...That girl from the outside world? ()

Good luck with that...She went back to her own world!

Well then we have to go there!

Are you nuts...? Do you even know what's out there? I mean, he could probably handle it, but you?

... Hold a grudge much? ()

"She has a point, if you go rushing off alone, what do you think's going to happen?" ()

I don't care what happens! I gotta help Reimu! Plus maybe she'd...reward me with a k-...kiss. ()

"At least let us help, then! Don't even THINK of trying to refuse, you just barged in and attacked us for no reason! ... Remilia did that too." ()

Fiiiine. But I had good reason to believe she was responsible! It all started when she showed up! J...Just, let's go! ()

"Where are we going, anyway?" ()

To the shrine! Reimu will know how to get there! ... Maybe! I hurry off towards the Shrine! ()

W-Wait! Slow down! ()

"WAIT, REMEMBER THE INCIDENT!" I take off after him! ()

Bah! Reimu has a strong will! She probably already got over it! *I land at the Shrine!* ()

I really doubt that! Seija follows along! ()

I land at the Shrine. "So what do we do if she's still affected?" ()

... I'll figure it out when we know! Reimuuuu! I'm back! ()