Monster Girl Quest!

"Are you sure? You might need our help... At the very least, make good use of Sylph. You'll need the practice with her." ()

I nod, taking the lead again! ()

Alipheese begins to snicker! "No, not thaaaat type of hungry!" ()

I can't risk your lives for this! If somebody has to sacrifice themselves for these people, it's gonna be me. ()

Sara follows! ()

"Th...Then what ki...kind?"

"You're not going to sacrifice yourself, period!" ()

"Well... That went well enough." ()

Alipheese then closes the closet door, and.....

RAPING INITIATED. ()

Hey! We didn't hear Reimu's vote on the matter yet! I'm probably going! ()

What was it you were here for, again? ()

"UWAAAAHHH!"

The noises Alipheese and I make is made silent due to a radio suddenly turning on, and playing a certain music.

The Radio's lyrics is, and Tamamo is quite fond of this song, and the backround music is quite lively!

Lyrics! "Yippie yay, There'll be no wedding bells for today.

I got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle (Jingle, Jangle)
As I go ridin' merrily along (Jingle Jangle)
And they sing, "Oh, Ain't you glad yoru single" (Jingle Jangle)
And that song ain't so very far from wrong (Jingle, Jangle)


( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DD_NCM_RJs )

"You can go, but you're forbidden from sacrificing yourself. You hear me? I will literally follow you into whatever afterlife you end up in and drag you back here!" (... )

"Well I was hired to save someone that was kidnapped and taken to this Pyramid." ()

Alipheese is having a lot of fun with this! ()

... Will you be angry? (...)

Really? Why would they be brought here? ()

"S...Sttooooppp!"

"Yes, I will be quite upset at you trying to leave!" ()

"I have no idea. Given the Monsters here... It can't be a case of bandits... But why would Monsters need to ransom a human, anyway?" ()

And so... Alipheese eventually had her fill, finally allowing CP some rest. ()

I'll try not to get myself killed! ... What if I get wounded? ()

Well...How important are they? ()

"I'll have to fix you up. But you better not go getting yourself hurt intentionally, either!" ()

"Pretty important, apparently. They're a member of nobility." ()

I slowly put my pants on and rest on the table.

"O...oh god... violated again..."

I-I wouldn't! I ready my gear, and head towards the most important looking building in this whole village. ()

Probably ransomed in return for their message being heard, whatever it may be. ()

There are two guards at the gate, they motion for you to halt! "No one is allowed inside!" ()

"Yeah, though... If they were able to kidnap someone so easily, they probably could have done something even more effective in being heard... I guess they want to make it as peaceful as they can manage." ()

Stir stir... ...I get up! And I run out of the kitchen! "OH GOD WE ARE SO FIRED!"

I'm...Here on orders by the Village leader, in regards to a witch. ... I shouldn't be telling you this, but it's a top secret mission. None of the guards know of this. ()

Sara gives a nod. ... SUDDENLY. A MUMMY! ()

"Yeah... Right, why would she even bother with a random outsider? You must be a Witch!" ()

I ready my sword. "... Oh god, undead... There are so many unfortunate implications here." ()

Alipheese is snickering as she follows! ()

"...Oh god you are still drunk?"

Well, whateveerrr~...But your leader is gonna be furious when they find out that you screwed up on the job. ()

Just take it down, it'll be fine! ()

The waiter from before approaches. Where is the Dish you were preparing? ()

"Tch... Fine, it's your funeral anyway." They open the entrance! ()

"I intend to! Because I am NOT going to do... that with... Eugh!" ()

"Heheh. We kinda got a liiiitle held up!" ()

"Umm... Yeah... You see, she had to use..."

...Alipheese, please dont tell him what you did.

I walk past them. ... But then stop and turn..... No, you know what? Lying is wrong. COME SYLPH! ()

The mummy approaches!....Slowly. ()

.... Are you drunk?! ()

"I-... IT'S A REAL WITCH!!" The two guards flee! ()

"... Oh." I then slash my sword at her! ()

"Maaaaybe~!" ()

"...Well, uhh... Y...you see..."